yesterday we had Haran's bday celebration.Happy bday you bitch of a bird,We had fun and the Mee Goreng was delicious.
baked my cake again as requested by Haran (the bday boy) " i want super chocolatey,so chocolatey i'll get a sorethroat after eating!" yes we all got a sorethroat after the BBQ but not from my cake,instead the smoke emmiting from the Barbie after the oh-so-smart haran asked me to douse the flames with olive oil thinking it'll make the fire bigger so the flames would lick the chicken wings. You're wrong you ASS!
Anyway i've got a name for my cake,since its awful looking but taste nice and warm and delicious.i'll name it Horribly Nice Chocolate cake!
now here's some interesting facts to ponder.
Ontology of Dust.
for guys who hate doing housework.
what is dusting?dusting isn't cleanning.Dusting does not remove dust from yr home.Dusting is simply agitating and relocating it.
do you want your ironning board to be a mini Gaza Strip?
Dust is not Dirt.
dirt jus sits there;sometimes it requires scrubbing.Dust on the other hand,can be shifted with a few flutters of a bundle of feather duster.
Dust-as the Good Book tells ys(Bible).is that from which we all arise and that to where we will return.
To struggle with dust is to struggle against our own destinies.
That dust that we constantly fight might just be our ancestors(great grand parents and grand parents)
Besides that speck of dust that you flick away might just be the late great Elvis presley or Ray Charles.
baked my cake again as requested by Haran (the bday boy) " i want super chocolatey,so chocolatey i'll get a sorethroat after eating!" yes we all got a sorethroat after the BBQ but not from my cake,instead the smoke emmiting from the Barbie after the oh-so-smart haran asked me to douse the flames with olive oil thinking it'll make the fire bigger so the flames would lick the chicken wings. You're wrong you ASS!
Anyway i've got a name for my cake,since its awful looking but taste nice and warm and delicious.i'll name it Horribly Nice Chocolate cake!
now here's some interesting facts to ponder.
Ontology of Dust.
for guys who hate doing housework.
what is dusting?dusting isn't cleanning.Dusting does not remove dust from yr home.Dusting is simply agitating and relocating it.
do you want your ironning board to be a mini Gaza Strip?
Dust is not Dirt.
dirt jus sits there;sometimes it requires scrubbing.Dust on the other hand,can be shifted with a few flutters of a bundle of feather duster.
Dust-as the Good Book tells ys(Bible).is that from which we all arise and that to where we will return.
To struggle with dust is to struggle against our own destinies.
That dust that we constantly fight might just be our ancestors(great grand parents and grand parents)
Besides that speck of dust that you flick away might just be the late great Elvis presley or Ray Charles.
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